Toronto Delusion
when no matter how much a professional sports team of toronto is loosing, they are always the winning team in the eyes of hopeless fans.
– toronto won last night! they are definitely going to the playoffs now!
– ummm… that’s their first win all season.
– yeah! but they are going to win all the rest now, i can feel it.
– facepalm. congratulations. you are completely stuck in the toronto delusion.
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