Torossian math
specific mathematical application used to determine the total number of strokes taken to complete a hole while playing golf. (toro = bull.)
well, i hit my tee shot into the water, and then i lost a ball into the woods. i hit it out of the sand, chipped it onto the green and then three-putted. using the principles of torossian math, you can put me down for a four.
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