torpedo
to betray, backstab, diss, or punk someone with the intent of causing harm to their reputation.
he’s going to torpedo doug’s election chances by telling the press about his adulterous ways.
when a man runs full speed while erect into a woman bending over. (completely random girl)
yo man, i torpedoed some chick last night, too bad i missed. now my d-cks real f-cked.
incarceration term-
an enforcer in prison/jail. large and tough men that are -ssigned the role of enforcer among their race by the head of the race. if someone is disrespectful or breaks the rules, the head will send out torpedos to do some damage.
a typical minor incursion will result in a chinstrap (a heavy hit to the chin) or, for a more serious incursion, a stomp by all members of the race.
jonny boy was overheard talking sh-t about the head. he woke up in the middle of the night to the torpedos thumping on his head with socks full of batteries.
a long t-rd.
man, i just flushed a torpedo there. sh-t, the bathroom smells.
verb: when a woman knowingly rubs her breast(s)against a male “accidentally” for effect. a form of flirtation or teasing that can be explained away as a mistake if needed. often done “innocently” on dates when you like him.
“if you torpedo derek there’s no way he’ll be able to ignore you any longer.”
the fatest j you’ve ever seen.
that torpedo f-cked us up.
torpedo, noun: when smoking a joint or blunt, the smoker leaves an inch or more of the joint or blunt to const-tute a torpedo, otherwise they’re just roaches.
“hey bro, got any weed?”
“i have about 4 torpedoes and 6 roaches in my ash tray.”
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