Torticockis
toric-ckis is similar to torticollis, where the neck is tilted to one side while the chin is turned toward the other, however the difference lies in how you got it. tortic-ckis is caused by an awkwardly angled bl-w j-b performed with poor body mechanics and a malpositioned mouth. this is usually -ssociated with fatigue and/or laziness on the part of the “blower”. disclaimer: no fault or blame should be -ssigned to the receiver of the bl-w j-b (the blowee) as studies have shown that his role was not statistically significant and is considered to be purely p-ssive up until climax. climax does not require a large amount of time, so it would not be a huge factor in the causation of tortic-ckis.
“looks like you’ve got tortic-ckis. i bet he really enjoyed last night.”
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