Torting
a slang term used by members of the baking community and pastry chefs to describe s-xual intercourse of the v-g-n- or -n-s whereby the size and girth of the male s-x partner literally feels like the female is being split in half just like torting, in baking terms, is the splitting of a single cake in half.
jannette: how was your date last night with melvin after you all finshed your kitchen shift?
renee: i can barely walk today.
jannette: why?
renee: he took me back to his place and we had wild animal s-x. he was so engorged that when i let him walk down mud avenue i thought he was torting me.
jannette: wow! i know the feeling.
s-x dressed as a kittie whilst engaging in the graceful act of enchilada frisbee.
often involves saucers of milk.
a favourite foreplay pastime of furries.
example: dawn wanted to do some torting but sidge was more interested in scratching furniture.
tortilla tossing; throwing tortillas into the yards of your enemies, friends, or random strangers until their yard is covered in tortillas, then driving away into the night unnoticed.
i have an excessive amount of tortillas left over from the fiesta, let’s go torting later tonight!
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