Tortitude
the att-tude (i am special so no other cat should be allowed to even breath -hiss, slap-) indigenous to all tortiosesh-ll/calico cats. also applies to some torbies (tortoisesh-ll tabbies.)
calli was so full of tort-tude this morning, she ran off all the cats so she could eat breakfast alone!
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