tortuga time
“i feel like i’m in the twilight zone”
“you’re on tortuga time. welcome to the suck”
an unavoidable phenomenon that prevents you from arriving at your destination on time. there is no stopping it and can only be accepted – it’s going to happen. even if you attempt to leave earlier, some greater force prevents you from being on time. just accept the inevitable, you’re on tortuga time.
“you’re on tortuga time. welcome to the suck”
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