toss my salad
to rim with deep tongue penetration.
she tossed my salad and then i packed her fudge.
1) preparing a salad. mixing greens.
2) slang. to humiliate someone by ordering them to commit the act of smearing jelly, or another desirable substance in your -n-s in order to lick it clean while you m-st-rb-t- or they give you the reach-around.
toss my salad came from an hbo speacial on prison. the seasoned convict was explaining what he would do to a new inmate in prison as sort of an initiation. he would get a packet of grape jelly and make the new inmate or “fish” smear the jelly in his -sswhole and lick it out while he m-st-rb-t-d.
that guy roberto is such an -ss-munching f-g he probably wants to toss my salad while giving me a reach-around.
as told by chris rock (the greatest)- having your -sshole eaten out with jelly or syrup.
reporter: so when a new inmate comes in, and he wants some drugs, how do you initiate them?
prisioner: well the first thing ah do, is make em’ toss mah salad.
repporter: toss my salad? what’s that?
prosoner: havin’ yo’ salad tossed, means havin’ yo’ -sshole eaten out, with jelleh oh syrup. i p’efer syrup.
making a peanut b-tter and jelly sandwich out of someones -ss and then shooting s-m-n all over the place yelling that was a good tossed salad
yo chad i want you to toss my salad now try to catch my s-m-n
when your partner wants you to drop various vegetables into the orifice you plan on sticking your p-n-s into. in many cases a makeshift condom made from one or more lettuce leaf and ending with covering them in some home made ranch dressing.
i don’t like riding meat, so i have my men cover their meat with lettuce and toss my salad 😉
the act of one individual to perform a rim job on to another, this act can not involve the use of tongue, but circular movements with one’s mouth. and can be widely -ssociated with a chocolate pudding.
julia: now, i’ve had some meat, i would like some salad please?
peter: f-ck yesss, ‘ toss my salad biattccch’
a gay guy who loved his b-lls played with by a nother guy an they make out in the process.
hey baby im h-rny u want 2 toss my salad as we kiss 4 hours?
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