total douche
a total douche is a phrase used to define a douchebag who has done a douchebaggish thing to you, personally. it’s a synonym for douchebag but total douche has a lighter feel to it and it’s not as serious. it’s more often than not used when talking about a person when they’re not around.
that -ss thinks he’s always the sh-t around me. he’s a total douche.
that b-tch fired me for no reason. what a total douche.
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