Total Eclipse of the Fart


when one member of a closed sp-ce farts at the same time as another, but that member’s fart is so powerful that it overbears anything else.
jim steinman: i just farted.

bonnie tyler: me too. but i only smell yours. there’s nothing i can say but total eclipse of the fart.

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