TOTP


top of the page.

used primarily in forums, especially ones with long winded pages and many regular members.

posts that end in 01 eg. 101, 301, 1001… should be capitalised upon and have “totp” written. thus informing other members that you are on the ball and your post’s position has the leverage to steer the thread’s discussion topic.

post #301 alex
“wahey totp!”

post #302 crusty
“ahh man, you always get top of the page”

post #303 sammy
“i know he does, but i’ve had more totps.”
abbr. for top of the pops, an ancient tv show shown on the bbc on friday afternoons. for many years, it used to have the guitar intro to led zeppelin’s “whole lotta love”.
totp is the world’s oldest music tv show. meaning it struggles to reinvent itself every few months.

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