Touch Butts
a form of “athletic conditioning ” which requires two or more dorks constantly touching each others rear end, a pool noodle or other phallic objects may be used during this activity. commonly practiced in parks and is rumored to founded by an irish mixed martial artist who claimed to have mystic powers over others, while many have fallen for this fad it is not recommended for safety reasons.
you’re playing touch-b-tt with that dork in the park. (the guy) with the ponytail and i’m the one who ain’t got no training partners? i don’t think so. you seem to have it all figured out when you’re fighting midgets.
doing the do. also see, “doing the nasty.” usually used in a joking manner.
i know we’re going to take it to the next level and touch b-tts tonight.
#b-tt #s-x #touch #do #nasty #joke
touch-b-tt is a kind of light-contact or no-contact sparring/martial art training, that is considered to be ineffective or straight bullsh-t, not to mention looking too gay for combat. usually reserved for guys like conor mcgregor’s movement couch ido portal.
who are you training with?! you’re playing touch-b-tt with that dork in the park!
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