touch muffin



when you finger your lady friend and use the excess spit, c-m, v-g-n- juices to make a creamy m-ffin.
tina: bill gave me a touch m-ffin last night!
atira: no way i wish i could get a man like that to give me a touch m-ffin!
tina: stfu atira you ugly sl-t.

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