touchdown vulture
a touchdown vulture is a football player, specifically a runningback/fullback that comes in the game inside the 5 yardline in goalline situations and steals undeserved touchdowns. in most cases smaller better running backs do all the work between the 20’s and these vultures (larger/worse backs) come in and fall down for 1 or 2 yards scoring the touchdown, killing the fantasy value of the much better skillful backs. key examples are mike alstott or the modern day lendale white.
fantasy owner #1 – hey chris johnson just got a 30 yard run down inside the 5
fantasy owner #2 – sh-t now that fat -ss touchdown vulture lendale is going to come in and get the score
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