touchyourpenis


the sole criteria that defines a relationship for that category of guys that are only after a piece of a–. these guys also tend to hit on women much younger than them, example a college freshman and a highschool freshman. interaction tends to lead to blind groping in his car, then after she goes home he gets drunk and p-sses out puking in the public parking lot behind the prison. avoid these guys.
a&a: so how are things between you and that freshman?
zach: pretty d-mn good.
a&a: have you taken her on a date yet?
zach: no.
a&a: have you called her?
zach: no.
a&a: then how does that qualify as pretty d-mn…oh, you let her touchyourp-n-s, didn’t you?
zach: h-ll yeah, man.
a&a: you stoner f—. you are such a man-wh-re.

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