Tour Mom
tour mom: female member of the touring family who ends up taking care of the sick kids, listening to problems, giving advice, making sure no one gets hurt, ect. they often hold “real jobs” as tour managers, merch girls, bloggers, and photographers.
just got woken up by @tourmomsays “harry potter in an hour, im calling taxi’s wake up” oh how i love having a tour mom
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