Tourist Terrorism
tourist terrorism has many different definitions.however,these can be put into 3 categories.
tourist har-ssment – this can be described as har-ssing tourists for any given reason,such as their poor driving skills,poor hygiene,lack of respect for our environment,etc.
tourist theft – stealing from tourists.this includes armed robbery,b&e,stealing coolers full of beer,etc.
tourist anger – a genuine hate for tourists for invading your town.this also may be directed at a certain group of tourists,ethnicity,religion,etc.these acts are usually extremely violent,or in other cases may simple teach a tourist a valuable lesson about respect,morality,ethics,etc.
tourist terrorism,and its categories.
tourist har-ssment
local #1:hey bo,you seem them there tourists drivin all err-a-tick-lee?
local #2:i sure do!lets go teach them boys have to drive into that ditch over yonder!
tourist theft
local #1:hey man,i’ve been seeing tons of tourists setting up camp at the campground over here.we can probably make off with a couple coolers and bikes,if we play it safe.
local #2:remember,tourists think its safe here.all we gotta do is act nonchalant and we’ll be golden,baby.
tourist anger
local #1:you seem all them j-panese tourists over there?the ones in the funny hats,throwing trash on the beach?
local #2:yeah,what you thinking?
local #1:i’m thinking we go over there and force them to clean up their god d-mned mess,and then take those silly little hats they’re wearing and shove them so far up their -ss it comes out their mouth.then we can slap them back to asia.
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