tourist trap


a place specifically designed to attract stupid tourists and take their money. it’s like taking candy from a baby, that’s how easily they fork it over.
i thought the largest ball of twine in the world would be really cool and worth every penny of the $29 entrance fee, but i was really disappointed when i realized that it was nothing but a dumb tourist trap.
an insignificant establihsment designed to attract visitors
that castle is nothing but a tourist trap.
a country other than your own which is purposefully advertised as an enticing place to live in, but in reality it’s just a crime-infested dump. once you’re there you realize you spent 1000 $ on a plane ticket because of misleading ads, but it’s already too late-your p-ssport has been stolen, and you end up abducted and raped and, subsequently, in some cases, even murdered. in the happiest scenario, you will have to deal with the trauma of wasting so much money on tourism agencies and airplanes.
angela : how is natalie? is she back from spain yet?
bob : she’s gone missing for two months now..
angela : that place is such a tourist trap.

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