Towel permanence


the need or desire to use the same towel each time after showering. this may be a favorite towel with sentimental value, or the beach sized one that covers all your parts. this condition is frequently only suffered by one member of a family, causing much frustration upon finding that someone else has used “your” towel.
boy: “mom, where’s my green towel?”
mom: “it’s in the wash, hon. i used it to dry off the dog earlier.”

boy: “d-mn you, towel permanence. now i cant shower.”

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