Township


the township is the best thing to ever hit the world. it has its own theme song, mascot, cookie, and dance (the fist b-mp). it was formed on cape cod ma but will travel to rhode island to get hot dogs at 12:30 am. there are no limitations to the township and it will forever rule the world.
shawn: is this part of the township
bryan: we are the the township
a high school located in sewell new jersey. its nowhere near an accomplishment to graduate from this place. if you don’t come out of there without a soul, your leaving with a degree in prost-tution. theres way too many bomb scares, the fire alarm is always broken, everyones on drugs, everyone drinks smirnoff and acts like they’re drunk, police show up at every football game, the 11/12 building never has air conditioning/phone service, and every girl in the school basically needs a good mauling with a baseball bat.
ciamp: oh hey lets go push that township wh-r- down the stairs
andrew: yeah!!!

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