the act of shaking someone’s hand right after they’ve m-st-rb-t-d, i.e. a spermy handshake.
when you j-ck–ff as much as ben, you will never not be giving a toyam handshake. let that sink in. there are people like that in the world.
also known as ched, he is a f-cking p-ssy c-nt that has no mates and cries if someone touches him. don’t tickle chedkins or eles he will start crying
a compulsive liar. i can’t believe a word she says because she’s such a mendomaniac.
a person who will be 25% sad if you die dude theneworkchanger is a cool guy haha ex deeeee lolol. thenetworkchanger – a sad guy
- nappers rage
when someone wakes up from a long, restless nap and gets p-ssed off at everything, often swearing and throwing pillows at other humans. that someone has nappers rage. (samwise gets p-ssed at malcolm after a restless nap) malcolm: “samwise calm down, man, you have you have nappers rage” samwise: “no i f***ing don’t!” (violently throws […]
- wal martaphobia
the fear of wal-mart 1: yo you going to wal-mart? 2: no mate… you know i’ve got wal-martaphobia