Toyota Starlet
the ultimate favourite chav mobile. even though toyota stopped manufacturing these puppies before the millenium, they still roam, or should i say speed, through our streets on a daily basis all pimped out to the maxxx laaaa with the double exhausts and the spoiler, and the multicoloured respray. usually driven by a g-star wearing hoodlum whose trying to impress the chavilicious bleach blonde babes who stand on street corners selling their s-x and dripping in the ever so stylish gold creole gypo earrings, and we cannot forget, the fred perry hoodies laaaaak. those who do not own toyota starlets can only hope that those who do own them do not rip the tripe outta the engine before it’s p-ssed onto the next chav, probably called andre scott, so that they can drive round and therefore continue the cycle of being a bombastic chav listening to atb-’til i come at full blast.
grace: ohmegod, have you seen scatty’s new wheels laaaaa? they’re well bling bling. toyota starlets are well fiittt.
taylor: their m-sssssssshup man, canny wait for a steaming hot ridin’ sesh in thon yoke laaaaaaaa.
grace:yea mateeee, he’s taking me for a spin after his shift ends in the chippy laaaaa.
taylor:aooooooow smelling all fishy and chippy laaa, you won’t be able to take yo’ smackas off him babes.
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