TPK
in role-playing games: total party kill. put even simpler, everybody is dead.
we weren’t expecting to be tpked by a giant rat!
town portal kill – derived from diablo 2 gameplay. when a character lures a large group of enemies into a small area then opens up a town portal and safely heads to town. he then tells other player that the portal he just opened is safe & clear. the unknowing player jumps into the portal and get swarmed by enemies then dies.
tpks are used regularly on hardcore mode to kill off low level players quickly.
john: “my lv27 hardcore warrior just got tpk’d by some -sshole hydra sorc.”
me: “daam, how’d that happen?”
john: “he said he was giving free baal kills, so i jumped into the portal, and when the zone loaded up i was dead! he lured the entire f-cking zone to the portal”
me: “haha! that’ll teach you to play pick-up games!”
tpk is an std which is accompanied by diarrhea and vomiting along with large cauliflower shaped warts. the means of which are attained through s-xual interactions with an unattractive mortal. specifically, someone who is uncapable of smiling and frequently looks offensive. there is no found cure.
dude whats wrong man?
well i hooked up with a girl incapable of smiling and now i have the tpk.
thats horrible sorry to hear that.
yo son what’s the deal wit the long face?
man my d-ck turned to a cauliflower piece of sh-t from tpk!
that’s what you get, fool.
team pile killers – group of people that consume a m-ssive pile of drugs
tpk’s unite, we need to kill this pile!
a prominant gang on the westside
tpk be ownin westcoast
othertimes known as tight pants krew. a resepcted group of kids down in the citys of norfolk and virginia beach. these kids are true skaters and whoever plays with them gets delt with.
joe:why are all those f-gs wearing tights pants?
tom: b-tch their in f-cking tpk
tom:dude are those kids gay!?
steve:naw they jus roll deep in tpk.
the pines krew 4 life ^^
we also own happy valley ^^
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