traffic jam

the by-product of either rush hour or a lane closing as a result of a car accident or construction. mainstreets and highways become choked with cars that are literally b-mper to b-mper. like a bad storm, usually the only way out of a traffic jam is sitting through it.

car lines and lane shields make getting off an exit a daunting game of chicken. road rage is also pretty common.
there was a huge traffic jam on i-93 when some idiots collided into each other, causing two lane closures. it was backed up all the way to quincy.
when you you take an orange parking cone, and ram it deep into a girl’s p-ssy (small end first), making the walls of her c-nt begin to rip and bleed. then you put your -sshole to the open side of it, and unleash a blast of diarrhea into it, filling it half way. after that, you take a p-ss into the stretched, diarrhea filled v-g-n-, and stir it around with your d-ck till it is thoroughly mixed. if, at this point, you happen to have a spoon, you proceed to feed the girl the smelly poo stew you created.
that b-tch wouldn’t stop crying after i gave her a traffic jam.
getting railed in the b-tt by 2+ men. (or women)
sorry i was late for work, there was one h-ll of a traffic jam.
when you don’t receive any of your texts because too many people are texting you at once causing a traffic jam in the phone lines. generally used as an excuse because n-body has texted you.
hey did bob text you? .. no theres a traffic jam going on
when you’re on your way to your first music gig when your car runs out of gas. so, you play your instrument(s) until help arrives.
person 1: dude your late, where have you been?

person 2: my car ran out of gas. i was stuck on the freeway. but i did make a traffic jam.

person 1: ahh. failing in style.
a very popular drink mixing red bull and vodka
i am going to have a bunch of traffic jams friday night
at least three guys and one girl, when the guys all try to jam there p-n-s’ into one hole.
we invited her over so we could give her a nice traffic jam.