Traffic Tetris


when you come to a stoplight and make the conscious decision to avoid getting behind a dumptruck or semi and opt for the lane with 10 vehicles instead of just two so you’re sure to move sooner when the light turns green.
oh no! i got stuck behind the tow truck at the red light. i need to brush up on my “traffic tetris” skills.
when a dude c-ms on a girl’s face.
i play traffic tetris on your mom’s face

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