traffiction
traffiction is a fabricated or embellished story detailing a chaotic scene of gridlock conceived and delivered in an effort to explain one’s tardiness or absence from work / a party / your wedding / etc.
good things to reference when telling a traffictional story:
1. man on fire (include details like, “waving his arms wildly”)
2. g-dzilla
3. broken-down bus of cheerleaders
4. volcanic eruption
5. scene from armageddon (just don’t mention bruce willis)
6. sanjaya
example of traffiction:
wow, i know i’m late, but there was the most incredible accident on the beltway that tied me up for hours! i was moving along making great time, when up ahead i could just make out a cow wandering onto the highway. i guess the tractor trailer ahead of me didn’t see it –he must have been going at least 80 mph. the explosive impact had cars screeching to a halt and ended in a m-ssive pileup. i was able to stop in time, but it still took the workers and clean-up crew several hours to carve a path through the cars and meat. as i finally p-ssed by the (now totaled) tractor trailer, i noticed the mangled chick-fil-a logo…irony can be so cruel. so, anyway…did i miss the birth of our son?
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