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1) a snack with multiple ingredients added to it such as pretzels, cheese-its, crackers, m&ms, and etc.
2) a person with multiple styles like they will dress girly one day then tom boy the next or maybe even country or alternative like another day or something like that. they just have multiple styles to them when it comes to clothes.
1) “can you get a box of trail mix from the store on your way home?” person said.
2) “what type of style are you?” person #1 said.

“oh i’m just trail mix.” person #2 said.
(n.) 1. a combination of granola, raisins, m&ms, etc. that tastes like a dirt path: usually eaten by hippies and ravers; 2. a combination of v–gr- and ecstasy that tastes like a dirt path but gives you a 10-hour b-n-r: usually eaten by hippies and ravers.
1. i had some trail mix and my p-n-s fell off.
2. i had some trail mix and my p-n-s fell off.
mixture of -ssorted powdered drugs. may include meth, c-ke, crushed ecstasy tablets, and k – if its been prepared by a circuit boi, probably contains v–gr- as well.
preferred by some because you get a little bit of the effect of all of the above at the same time, without too much of any one substance.
i’ve got a b-mper full of trail mix, so you know we’ll still be goin’ hard at afterhours when the last of these tragic spent wh-r-s is trickin for one more b-mp.
“who wants trail mix?!?!?!”
a snortable combination of crystal meth, cocaine, and ketamine
shall we do some trail mix before we get to the white party?
the act of smacking your buddies nuts and then punching him in the -n-s. hence the “nuts” and “chooclate” making up “trail mix”.
larry: “trail mix!”
tom: “what? ahhh, dude what was that for?”
larry: “had to get me some nuts and chocolate…”
tom: “your a jerk, now my sack is aching”
the act or process of secreting a combination of blood, urine, and s-m-n from any one oriface by means of spontanious paristaltic contraction.

the first recorded instance of trail mixing was performed by st anthony the great in the year 350. after spending a week in the desert in uninterrupted prayer, he miraculously trail mixed on the seventh day by divine command. this is also the only recorded instance of spontanious trail mix without stimulus in the history of mankind, although there have been stone age cave heiroglyphs depicting acts beleived by some historians to be of relation to a primitive form of trail mixing.

the term originates from the latin root “nutus” which means s-m-n. nuts are always a primary ingredient in trail mix, as nut is always a primary ingredient in “trail mix”.
my girlfriend was strokin’ my shaft in the car and i closed my eyes and crashed into a brick wall at the exact moment i -j-c-l-t-d. i p-ssed my pants in fear and j-zzed at the same time the steering wheel hit my eurethra, which caused internal bleeding, and i proceeded to trail mix onto the car stereo.

whilst masterbating to an action figure of ghandi mounting a zebra, my pen pal dropped a nativity set on my crotchal region and i trail mixed onto his wis-m-n.
a group of 3 attractive girls: one redhead, one brunette and a blonde
check out that trail mix there is something for everybody!

have you ever met trail mix, they are hard to come by.
1. rough s-x.

2. an attractive person worthy of rough s-x

comes from:
i need a thick freak; i can’t be f-ckin’ with frail chicks / ’cause when i bust a nut, i’ll leave her p-ssy lookin’ like trail mix.”

– david “strat” campbell, in a freestyle

1. i hate clubs. the only reason i even go out nowadays is to try and score some trail mix.

2. party #1 to party #2: hey man, check out that piece of trail mix winking at your from across the bar.

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