Train your dragon
when you can get your significant other to behave to your liking i.e essentially “training them”.
leah: “girl, my man ain’t acting right!”
valerie: “whatchu mean?”
leah: “jose doesn’t close the cereal boxes or put the toilet seat down!”
valerie: “girl quit complaining and train your dragon!!
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