Trakki


upcoming ufc figther, native to the small village of carupano. plays the guitar to seduce girls at parties making all of his friends look like douchebags. usually the youngest of the group. cries when watching warrior and has a face like he just got out of an asylum. whenever a fight breaks he’s the person to blame it on, whenever you get yourself in trouble he’s the person to blame it on, if the cops stop you he’s the person to blame it on, if you get a girl pregnant he’s the person to blame it on…and so on.
person 1; broo those guys are gonna come beat us up!

person 2: tell them it was trakki!

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