an old slightly rotted banana skin. commonly found in buses throughout edinburgh and used by the homeless as a form of contraception.
son “ewwww dad, i’m sitting on a tramps condom”
dad “lick it”
når man sprøjter sig til i deo for ikke at lugte af sved “var du i bad i morges?” “nej, jeg tog mig bare en truckervask
- unf*ck my face
putting on makeup to hide your unattractive face. i had to unf*ck my face this morning before going in to work.
somebody obsessed with the urban dictionary who checks it every five seconds who eats and breaths on it your such an urbo
viff- the act of sniffing a v*g*n*. verb. “hey what’s that smell?” “i took a viff, it’s you.”