Transformers: Dark of the Moon
the third in a series of films designed to rape the pocketbooks of people who can’t tell the difference between a movie and a two-hour long u.s. military advertis-m-nt.
starscream: why didn’t you go see transformers: dark of the moon?
megatron: i was insulted enough by the first two disasters.
starscream: is there anything you liked about the first two?
megatron: optimus prime’s voice
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