Transylvanian Pouch
before having s-x with a virgin, stick an egg in her vag. as you’re f-cking her, you scramble up that egg and beat it up real good. when you’re done, pull out but have a skillet underneath her vag to catch the bl–dy, scrambled up egg. cook it up and enjoy thoroughly!
i was hoping our first time we could try the transylvanian pouch to make it special.
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