drinking a vegan cappuccino at the wandering goat, usually as an excuse to conduct trap like activites. if it isn’t the wandering goat then it sucks, and isn’t trapaccino.
person 1″yo let’s go to the goat and get that trapaccino.”
person 2 “man you run that sh-t!”
- salt malt and a chili dog
when a man is giving -n-l s-x, he will then pull out quickly before he c-ms and makes his partner suck and swallow his gift of love. that girl won’t return my calls. maybe it’s because i made her eat my “salt malt and a chili dog” the last time we hooked up.
barnpot is used to describe somebody unintelligent and stupid. steve: “what is 10% of 350, john?” john: “3.5 i think…” steve: “john you barnpot, it’s 35…”
one nut that is bigger than the other one dude look at that monkeys godnut
- karl streitel
that english that decides he likes calling on people when they aren’t paying attention. aka. the sp-wn of satans b-tt hole student 1: hey do you have the english teacher on the third floor? student 2: oh my god yeah. he’s a karl streitel.
- burrito f*cker
when a non-mexican person is s-xually attracted to, or has had s-x with, a person of mexican descent. juan’s wife christina sure is a burrito f-cker.