trash stache


when 12 y/o boys start to grow their “mustaches” and think they are cool for not shaving them.
“the 12 y/o think he is the sh-t for having a trash stache, but when his mom told him to shave it he died on the inside for losing his man hood.”
a poor excuse for a mustache, generally sported by: military personnel, awkward loser teenagers, trailer trash, rednecks, mexicans/latinos, and/or police officers. a trashstache is typically worn by men that lack the b-lls or coolness to wear a characterful mustache, i.e. handle bar, 70’s p-rnstache, freak-show carnival announcer stache, hitlerstache, 18th century safaristache.
i saw a poser gothic teenager at the mall today. he was wearing an insane clown posse t-shirt, baggy hot topic pants, had a crew cut, and trashstache.

military men trying not to look stupid with a high and tight or trying to blend in with society grow trashstaches.

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