traveling salesman
an act that occurs just before romance, when a gentlemen has gone to the home of a lady. whilst the female partner is away slipping into something more comfortable, the gentlemen turns down the covers of her bed, and defecates on the sheet. he then makes the bed back up and makes his exit. the lady, a bit upset and wondering why this man left, slips into bed to find a surprise.
i went home with her and pulled of the traveling salesman.
after a guy hooks up in a strange town while away on business, he addresses the awkwardness of saying goodbye by instead slapping his host in the face with his d-ck. i mean, he might as well right?
ralph met debbie at the exit 72 chili’s last night. after a couple hours of swap meat action, he gave her a traveling salesman on the way out the door.
getting a hand job while you’re walking, usually in a public place. masturbation doesn’t count, ever. if you’re jogging it has to be a bl-w j-b, otherwise you’re not really trying.
yesterday i was walking to nordstroms, i saw joel on the way. we gave each other a traveling salesman. then we turned it up a notch; the running rebel. it was so awesome.
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