travelophobia
someone not big on travel, ie: i only like sleeping in my own bed!, i don’t like foreign bathrooms, i hate hotels, i don’t like to fly, i’m afraid to fly!, i don’t like being away from home/my ‘treasures’, i get claustrophobia…on & on….!!
meanwhile, the world spins on around you!!!!
(see ‘head jail’)
don had the travelophobia, you couldn’t pry him out of his house!!
judy wasn’t big on travel, had the travelophobia
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