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• mouse dance

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• chamayne

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• oogie noogie

  when a gentleman blows a load in his palm and proceeds to give one a noogie. note: one may only give an “oogie noogie” to a friend or an enemy. citation needed when i was in high schools, i didn’t get swirlies; i got oogie noogies.

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