Treasure Troll
girls in the las vegas club scene who dress to impress every night and wear too much makeup in order to meet ballers in the vip section. kinda like a gold digger…but less cl-ssy and not as pretty.
lauren: wow! spot that treasure troll by the bar trying to get a free drink from that old rich man!
john: that girl went to my high school!
an ugly or elderly woman wealthy enough to be seemingly attractive.
guy 1 -“dude, let’s go to the bingo palace and pick us up a couple of treasure trolls.”
guy 2 – “no way dude, last time i got mauled by a leopold ! ”
a solid gold artifact reminiscent of a pink-haired gnome. the most prized lawn centerpiece according to nordic legend.
james: some jackf-ck stole the pink flamingo in my lawn yesterday
wilbert: f-cksh-t man. at least they didn’t find my mothaf-ckin treasure troll.
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