tree gazelle


a large scary animal that lurks in innelan or some remote parts of ardentiny, as jonny would know. i first spotted it when i was in a tree and a certain dirty picture was taken, hense the tree gazelle. they can travel at up to speeds of 3,000 mph and eat anything that comes in their way.
samer: “lets go and get the bus jonny, there is no more for us to do here.

jonny: “ok samer, wait what is that in the bush?”

samer: “some form of horrid beast!?”

jonny: “the tree gazelle!”

both: “run!”

-several months later-

everyone in the argyll perimeter is dead.

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