Tree Man


an individual that exhibits many of the positive characteristics of trees, such as a relaxed att-tude, great listening ability and the unflinching inclination to help those around them. their lives are also filled with many strange and quirky pursuits, which they engage in p-ssionately.
tree man is just a chill dude, always playing ultimate frisbee and making mellow music on his b-ss clarinet.
a man who became known as ‘treeman’ after a disease left him with warty branch-like growths for hands and feet, is receiving treatment in a hospital in us and is getting better and better.
human treeman stops turning into a tree.
the coolest, most s-xy, really really goodlooking man you have ever seen in your entire life.
that derek, he is soooo hot. we should call him treeman. i want to see him naked
a great example of someone trying to blow his own trumpet.
forget treeman that d|g|ta| is a great guy!
a really tall cool, out-going, smart dude who likes to shoot hoops and wants me to be his ghost writer one day. aka jov !
yo… you guys haven’t heard of treeman?

ayyyy treemannnnn !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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