tree rapist
a shadowy figure rumored to live in the botanical gardens at the university of north carolina, asheville. perhaps a man who rapes trees, a rapist who lives in the trees and rapes people, or a tree that rapes people. his only weakness is concrete, which he is allergic to.
“oh my god! i was walking in the botans the other day, and i thought i heard the tree rapist. luckily, i grabbed some concrete just in time.”
“dude, i never go anywhere without my concrete boots. gotta watch out for that tree rapist.”
person who is s-xually aroused by trees. most common person: eric franco
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