tree sex
1. when trees (or any plant for that matter) shake pollen everywhere in spring. treegasm.
2. the pollen that results from trees shaking or from having a treegasm.
2. having s-x in trees.
1. guy: dude, i don’t want to go outside, there’s a bunch of tree s-x going down and i have allergies.
dude: i thought that was herpes!
2. guy: aww, dude! i got tree s-x in my eyes!
dude: i thought that was herpes!
3. guy: dude, i totally had tree s-x with gal last night!
dude: guy, she has herpes!
the act of having s-x in a trees. prevents pregnancy in most cases.
maybell was very happy when the pregnancy test came out negative after having tree s-x with her boyfriend.
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