treeslammed
to be forcefully hit, struck, decked, or smacked by any object, not necessarily a tree.
1. while taking his morning jog, rory was treeslammed onto his -ss by a rogue labrador retriever.
2. driving strong to the basket, the skinny j-panese warrior was treeslammed back to shanghai by a 6 foot tall, 350 lb man named dave who shouted, “who’s your daddy” in a loud boisterous voice, consequently chest b-mping several of his buddies, who in turn erupt into arrogant, ethnocentric laughter and commence hurling racial slurs in the general direction of the prostrate j-panese tool immobilized on the ground…oh, and the basket didn’t go in either.
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