trendsexual
someone who is s-xually attracted to someone who is inhibiting the current fashion trend.
alex: woah, brittany only likes boys who have septum piercings.
jo : didn’t she like snakebites last month?
alex: oh, didn’t she tell you? she’s a trends-xual.
1 – teenagers who feel they are are oh-so-angst-filled and need something to make their lives more appealing to others.
2 – someone who thinks they’re original, different and individual.
in both cases, bis-xuality is usually chosen.
1 – i know i’m fat and ugly… but i’m bis-xual/gay!
2 – i’m so different from you all, i’m -dramamtic pause- bis-xual!
a dumb-ss claiming to have a s-xual preference in order to seem cool. girls claiming to be bis-xual in order to get guys attentions, and guys claiming to be bis-xual to seem openminded and sensitive fall under this category.
jane told everyone she thought she was bis-xual after getting crunk and making out with carol at the frat party!
someone whose s-xuality is whatever the trendy s-xuality is.
someone who pretends to be attracted to insert-gender-here-they’re-not-attracted-to.
this is a trends-xual.
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