tres flores
if you ever wondered how mexican girls get their hair so shiny in their ponytail, it’z cuz they put tres flores in it. it’s a sticky yellow thing that looks (and proly tastes) like earwax. golden sun is another type of brilliantine, but you know that sh-t doesn’t smell as good as our tres flores!
jane: d-mn raquel, how did you get your hair so shiny? did you use earwax?
raquel: no, i don’t have to anymore since i got tres flores!
jane: wow i have to try it >smiles< \m/^.^\m/
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