Tricker Treat
what many children think the phrase, “trick or treat” might be spelled; it sounds virtually identical to that phrase hence the confusion.
a group of children dressed in silly costumes rang eduardo’s doorbell on halloween evening, and said (in near-perfect unison), “tricker treat” when he answered. eduardo slammed the door in their faces, so they egged his brand spanken new lexus, blew up his mailbox with an m-80, and covered his house with toliet paper.
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