trimming a loaf
excreting the fecal matter inside the colon loaf by loaf as in comparison to a loaf of bread. “plop, plop, plop” until you’ve vanquished all the h-ll inside of you.
“hey john doe, wanna come to the movies with us? ” ok, but wait a second i’m tr-mm-ng a loaf….”
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