Triple Monday
triple monday is actually the tuesday following a holiday weekend, but a day that has three times the sh-ttiness of a normal monday, because (1) it’s still the first day of the work week, (2) it comes following what’s likely an overly relaxed and/or fun weekend thus amplifying the effects, and (3) upon arrival at work you’re faced with fitting a full week’s work into the four remaining days.
it was a great memorial day weekend, but now i’m facing a triple monday when i get back to work.
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