Trismus
lock jaw! possibaly from the amout of head a b-tch gives in a day.
lets not kid ourselves she doesn’t get it from gum chewing.
jamie is such a wh-r- she ened up with trismus.
then the girl cussed her man all night for not giving her money.
spasm of the jaw muscles resulting in inability to open the mouth
dude 1: man, that chick bit me so hard and never let go
dude 2: she must have had trismus, man, maybe you should get a tet-n-s shot or something
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