a cool rugby star who is always throwing innocence has a small p-n-s but that doesn’t stop him from attracting people that ride john
person: oi triso
triso: ill hit you
- d*ckle face
reference to d-ck head but with a little tickle to your anger side and just about your face. shut up d-ckle face!
a really cringy white boy who makes a lot of self depressing jokes to try to be funny. normally runs a meme page on instagram eww, that cambel is so weird
- mississippi volcano
created when a man goes down on a heavily menstrating woman being extra careful not to spill or swallow a single drop. after his mouth is completely full of the fragrant, bl–dy, delicacy, he begins to perform the pile driver position while simultaneously begins to gargle to build suspense. right when he climaxes, he forcefully […]
- pulled an allie
pulled an allie is when you go bowling and hit every pin but one. -bowles and hits every pin but one-. well guys looks like i’ve pulled an allie.
- the chainsmokers
one bad singer and a dj kiera: omg i’m actually super pumped to see the chainsmokers tonight! john: being earplugs, cause it ain’t gonna sound like the radio.